Total Medals Earned: 2,743 (From 529 different games.) Total Medal Score: 39,110 Points
Medals Earned: 4/18 (55/805 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/450 points)
Collect all energy in the first level
Find the first secret area
Find the second secret area
But before you do, think of all the kittens
Kill all enemies in Normal Mode
Collect all energy in Normal Mode
Kill 5 enemies in 5 seconds
Finish the game in Normal Mode
Find the third secret area
Found the fourth secret area
Found the fifth secret area
Kill all enemies in Hard Mode
Make an enemy fall to his death
Collect all energy in Hard Mode
Finish the game in Hard Mode
Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/120 points)
You met Her.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
Get the pitchfork
Collect every heart in the game.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with three hearts.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (60/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Lose the game
Win the game on any difficulty
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/155 points)
Read through the entire manual.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Buy all four properties.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Score atleast 5000 points
Score 15000
Score 50000
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Medals Earned: 23/32 (320/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
A classic for bidding!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/250 points)
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.