Total Medals Earned: 2,743 (From 529 different games.) Total Medal Score: 39,110 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 2/9 (100/435 points)
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Medals Earned: 4/7 (35/75 points)
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
break 20 hurdles in a single run
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
Medals Earned: 8/19 (85/445 points)
kick 500 bricks overall
beat first level
recover burn energy
kick 30 bricks in a row
get an additional life
reach 500m mark
survive after the ball speedup
reach 1000m mark
kick 100 bricks in one level
slow down 2 times in a row
kick 200 bricks in one level
kick 1000 bricks overall
kick 60 bricks in a row
kick 5000 bricks overall
kick 500 bricks in one level
kick 100 bricks in a row
reach 2000m mark
reach maximum water level
beat all levels
Medals Earned: 8/15 (85/280 points)
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/13 (50/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Buy every skill.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Max out every single level type.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (95/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/125 points)
Reclaim you sunglasses
Keep those nails trimmed
Kill. Everyone.
Sell out
Take out the trash
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Give birth
Do nothing
Die alone
Domo Arigato Mister...
Build-a-Mom
Save the planet
Enter the dragon
Dream big, little man
And bears, oh my!
Meow
Bee beautiful
Cock joke
Build all robots
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock
Medals Earned: 8/21 (60/810 points)
win stage 1
win stage 2
win stage 3
win stage 4
win stage 5
win stage 6
win stage 7
win stage 8
win stage 10
win stage 11
win stage 12
win stage 9
like ussual!!!
win stage 13
win stage 14
win stage 15
win stage 16
win stage 17
win stage 18
win stage 19
win stage 20