Total Medals Earned: 2,747 (From 531 different games.) Total Medal Score: 39,150 Points
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/275 points)
Length - 4 place
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Gifts - 3 place
Gifts - 4 place
Height - 3 place
Height - 4 place
Helicopters - 3 place
Helicopters - 4 place
Length - 3 place
Gifts - 1 place
Gifts - 2 place
Height - 1 place
Height - 2 place
Helicopters - 1 place
Helicopters - 2 place
Length - 1 place
Length - 2 place
Gifts - Best
Height - Best
Helicopters - Best
Length - Best
Medals Earned: 4/11 (70/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 10 of each elf type
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Get a 40 combo
Get 2000+ points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/60 points)
Complete your journey before dawn.
Run out of time.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/155 points)
Found a Bronze Key!
Found a Silver Key!
Found a Gold Key!
Earn 50 Gold in the shop.
Found the BOSS KEY!
Earn 200 Gold in the shop.
Earn 500 Gold in the shop.
Beat Thrash!
Rescue Hilda!
Medals Earned: 14/21 (130/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Proven to double your chances!
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Collect 4 Fairies
Defeat Captain Hook
Medals Earned: 6/46 (35/490 points)
Play as a Wizard!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Warrior!
Play as a Rogue!
Use your Second Wind!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Monk!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as an Esper!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Get 35 points in any stat
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Reach the Second Area!
Get -3 in any stat!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Carry 350 Coins
Conquer the Arena!
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Get an Orange Belt
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Medals Earned: 2/2 (55/55 points)
Operation Fit-Into-Place is successful!
Obtain the real treasure.